Awakening Cupid

Singles

Singles can be found in cities, towns, hamlets, and anywhere else that you might look. They are in buildings, houses, shacks, and more. They give kisses, hugs, handshakes, and more. They are tall, short, medium height, and more. They are fat, skinny, a little husky, rail thin, and more. American singles are nice. This is true, regardless of whether they fall into the categories of Jewish singles or Christian singles. Your personal preferences are up to you. After all, different things float different peoples' boats.

We all have our own taste. That's what makes us unique. It is quite wonderful. It is fabulously spectacular. It is setter than bex.

What was that?

Oh, nevermind, we were just helping to pass the time by being a little cryptic. But is there even any time for that? Perhaps yes and perhaps no. Perhaps the time has come when we must move forward into a better place to set up camp. Perhaps the time has come for a super singles extravaganza! Yes, that is indeed a truthful statement. Hey, how did that apple get there? Why, it must've fallen from the tree! Do you know the tree I mean? No, not the Joshua Tree, silly, I'm talking about the dating tree! I'm talking about the tree under which singles can join together in glorious harmony! Whoa, there it is again!! What is it with all these mysterious fruits popping up in the middle of this page about singles? Do they have some sort of hidden meaning? If so, what is it? And if not, what the hell do they mean? Who is depositing these strange fruits, and is anyone going to eat the? Are they even edible, or simply a digital representation of that which is? It's a little hard to say at this point.

But do you know what isn't hard to say at this point?

We'll tell you. It is that singles must be met, and you must be doing the meeting. Do you understand? Comprende? Single?

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