Awakening Cupid - Romance Books

Romance Books

Everyone knows that romance books can not really be called romance books unless they contain an illustration/picture of Fabio on the cover. It is simply a requirement that they all must meet. After all, how would the story be complete without his long flowing blond locks of hair and big, bulging pectoral muscles? It just wouldn't, and that is that. You need to write to your local publishing company and tell them to stop coming out with romance novels that do not have good old Fabio on the cover. You need to tell them that the lack of his body is starting to cause you to lose interest in the whole thing, and that they need to seriously get on the issue and start putting him on every single one. Not one, not two, - every single one! Romance books can be a fine addition to any literature collection, but only when Fabio is included. If not, it might just be a big old waste of everyone's time. And what would be the point in wasting more time. The certainly wouldn't be a good idea, no sir.

Put the man on the cover!

Fabio and romance books go together like peanut butter and jelly. They are a perfect match, and one is just not the same without the other. Do you know what we mean? He just has something about him that makes those romance books read so much better. Is it the pecks? Is it the long hair? Is it the smile? Yes and yes and ... yes. Make sure that your next read is full of Fabio, and the romance in that romance novel will be that much better for it. Now read on for more romance tips!

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